Here's a good one...

Just went to lunch with Husband.  Here's the conversation we had with our chatty (but nice) waitress:

"Oh you are so clever!"
(Microsoft ClipArt)

Waitress: I'm so ready for the 4th.

Us:  Yeah, we are too. Ready for a 3 day weekend.

Waitress:  Do you guys have kids?

Us:  No

Waitress:  It's so much more fun when you have kids.  (laugh)

Us:  (smile and nod)

Waitress:  You two should get to making babies.  (laugh)

Really!?  NOW have I hit my 3rd strike?